How to be an Artist (and choose your kate moss image to photograph)

In the instance that while walking the streets you don't see kate (and with the new playboy hitting the stands and also a new lipstick campaign just being launched, this actually is harder than you think) then:

Step 1: Google "Kate Moss"

Step 2: Click on "Images"

Step 3:
1) Review the major categories to see if something tickles your fancy - fyi, the suggestions that Google gives us are as follows:
a. Drugs
b. Anoxeria
c. 2013
d. Kate Moss & Johnny Depp
e. Style
OR
2) Scroll through the billions of images of her

and then

Step 4: Choose your 'favorite'

What you then do with your chosen image is up to you.

Grab your phone/camera, point and shoot. Distort kate in reality or in photoshop.

For example tilt your computer screen; angle your camera; print it and drop it in a puddle or give the image to your dog to play with for a while before shooting (kate, not your dog). My favorite fun house mirror effect is a plastic bag and a light ...

God knows we need another photo of Ms.Moss. Just make it interesting, as remember you are trying to sell absolutely nothing ... except the absurdity of our art.

Speaking of point and shoot,"here is one we prepared earlier":

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